To keep abreast of what's happening in the world I have opted into the top 3 social networks - Facebook, MySpace and Twitter.
Well, I'm finding facebook fun. I do get to catch up with friends and family. Even if I do have to scroll through less-than-vital exclamations such -
"Holly NEEDS CHOCOLATE NOW!"
"Geoff is stuck in a traffic jam"
and several variations on...
"Heather really must get her life sorted!"
(The above names have been changed to avoid hate-mail or worse, more innane announcements)
But, all-in-all, facebook gets my attention and it works. MySpace, well, I've not really doe anything with it yet. I have plans to load a couple of short films
but haven't gotten round to it. So, watch this MySpace.
Twitter however, is another kettle of phish. I signed up after reading a few US reports saying it's 'good'. Well, I'm not the world's brightest guy. Nor am I stupid. But I don't get Twitter. HOWEVER, Twitter is getting to me!
A few days ago I received an email declaring "Samantha is now following Bob Ashwood". I thought, cool. Who's Samantha? Then I get another message saying "Anastasia is following Bob". There then followed several more emails to say Beatrice, Alma, Cindy, Delores and Pixie are all following dear old Bob.
So I thought I'd better click through to Twitter to see who all these female followers were. Not that I'm flattered or anything like that. Desparate maybe. Which is just as well because it turned out to be a suspect whores and horny housewives dating racket. Well kell sooo-f***ing-preeze!
I have since received advice that the female followers have been blocked/suspended by Twitter without explanation.
So as far as I'm concerned, the jury's out on Twitter. Similar to facebook, not as user friendly and dull looking.
Lastly, on the subject of whores...
Those of you who caught my earlier blogs before I stupidly deleted them may recall my observations on brand-travesties entitled "Here to Dolci, gone Gabana".
Bayley laments the absence of a Ferrari car in a Ferrari shop. I think that's fair enough don't you? He also points out that car-less Ferrari Shops seem to be most popular in cities known best for their lack of scruples and taste - Beijing, Macau and Las Vegas. SE Asia and China seem to be pirating brands like they're going out of fashion (how Freudian), the rest of the time they're trying to lure us into their sex parlours or gambling houses.
Brand Wars? Brand Whores more like.